Two ways to get your garden done

Free knowledge for the DIYers. Done-for-you for everyone else. Pick what fits your life.

Book a $1,000 install Free DIY kit

Split payment available: $500 now + $500 next month

Tier 1
The Knowledge Offering
DIY with expert guidance
Free forever
  • Complete lazy garden setup guide — step by step, nothing skipped
  • Pre-filled Amazon shopping list with every item you need
  • Plant selection guide for North Port's climate (Zone 10a)
  • Irrigation setup instructions — no plumber, no electrician
  • Maintenance calendar (it's light — that's the point)
  • Access to all blog posts, guides, and updates
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What happens on install day

  1. Bag placement

    We position each grow bag for maximum sun exposure specific to your yard. North Port gets 3,300+ hours of sun annually — placement matters.

  2. Soil prep

    Each bag gets premium potting mix with slow-release fertilizer mixed in. The fertilizer feeds your plants for the next 6 months — nothing for you to add.

  3. Irrigation run

    1/4" drip tubing run from a single hose bib. Each bag gets a drip emitter at its root zone. No digging, no permits, no mess.

  4. Timer configuration

    Solar-powered digital timer set for your specific conditions. 20 minutes in the morning. Runs on sunshine, no batteries to replace.

  5. Seed planting ritual

    We plant your herbs, peppers, and greens with spacing and depth dialed in for Florida's heat. You'll see growth in 7–14 days.

  6. Your 15-minute handoff

    We walk you through the whole system — what to watch for, when to harvest, when to replant. It takes longer to explain than to do.

Payment options

$1,000 Pay in full
One payment, done
$500 + $500 Split payment
$500 now, $500 next month

Why people trust us

100%
Satisfaction guarantee — not happy after install? We make it right, no questions.
$0/mo
No contracts, no subscriptions. One install, one price, done forever.
15 min
Weekly maintenance time. The system does the rest — automated water, slow-release fertilizer.

Where we work

North Port, FL — USDA Zone 10a

We currently serve homeowners in North Port, Florida. If you're in the surrounding Sarasota County area, reach out — we may be able to accommodate depending on distance.

If you're outside our service area, the Tier 1 shopping list and guides work anywhere in Florida Zone 9b–10a. We're building out guides for other zones too.

Common questions

  • Why is the price the same for 6, 12, or 24 bags?
    Our labor is mostly in setup, layout, and irrigation design — not in the bags themselves. Once we're there, adding more bags is minimal extra work. We'd rather give you more garden than charge you more per bag.
  • What if I can't keep it alive after you leave?
    That's what the automation is for. The drip system and timer mean the garden gets water whether you remember or not. The perennial plants come back every year. The slow-release fertilizer feeds itself. Honestly, it's harder to kill than to maintain.
  • Do I need to be home during the install?
    Yes — we need access to a hose bib and want to walk you through the system at the end. Most installs take 2–4 hours depending on yard layout.
  • What's the "anti-landscaper" thing about?
    Traditional landscapers sell you a monthly contract. We sell you a system that makes you never need us again. Our business model runs on referrals and affiliate commissions, not dependency. We genuinely succeed when you forget you needed us.
  • Can I try the DIY kit first and upgrade later?
    Absolutely. Plenty of people start with the Tier 1 kit, get a feel for it, and then book us to expand. If you already have bags from our list, we'll credit the materials cost against the install price.

Ready to stop paying $3.99 for basil at Publix?

Book the full install or grab the free shopping list — either way, you'll have a working food garden by next weekend.

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